Susan was my roommate and worked as a dominatrix. I could always tell when a client was calling because she would suppress her normally incurable California upspeak and adopt a certain smooth voice, interested but distant, with the conversations always going the same way --

"Yes, this is Mistress Terry."

"I enjoy bondage, fetishes, spanking, whipping, cross dressing, public play, fantasy wrestling, role play, cock and ball torture, nipple torture, interrogation, humiliation ... and maybe more. Was there anything in particular you were interested in?"